SINKING

Written by Jafei Pollitt

BOB

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY


BOB enters with an enormous bag of kale chips and a 50 o.z litre of soda.


He burps and his hair lays disheveled, but sexy on his head.


BOB

Burp burp burp.


BOB stands in front of a big, fluffy recliner. He moans like a small whale.


BOB

Sit sit sit.


BOB sits slowly on the chair. He stops halfway through.

He squats for what seems like forever.


Finally, he finishes his sit.


BOB

Siiiiiiiiiiit.


The room warps and we are pulled into BOB's face. The sound of being sucked into a black hole or vacuum overpower the room. BOB’s eyes widen and his mouth hangs open.


BOB

Niiiiccceeeeeeeeee.


Suddenly, we are pulled back out of it. BOB opens his soda and drinks it all in one sip.


BOB

Burp. burp. Burp.


END

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