SINKING
Written by Jafei Pollitt
BOB
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
BOB enters with an enormous bag of kale chips and a 50 o.z litre of soda.
He burps and his hair lays disheveled, but sexy on his head.
BOB
Burp burp burp.
BOB stands in front of a big, fluffy recliner. He moans like a small whale.
BOB
Sit sit sit.
BOB sits slowly on the chair. He stops halfway through.
He squats for what seems like forever.
Finally, he finishes his sit.
BOB
Siiiiiiiiiiit.
The room warps and we are pulled into BOB's face. The sound of being sucked into a black hole or vacuum overpower the room. BOB’s eyes widen and his mouth hangs open.
BOB
Niiiiccceeeeeeeeee.
Suddenly, we are pulled back out of it. BOB opens his soda and drinks it all in one sip.
BOB
Burp. burp. Burp.
END