Written by Jafei Pollitt
EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY
SAUSAGE ONE and SAUSAGE TWO lay on the ground. They roll back and forth repeating “This is how the sausage is made” again and again. Their eyes are wide and dead.
SAUSAGE ONE keeps rolling and finds himself in a gutter on the side of the street.
This is how the sausage gets - oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
SAUSAGE TWO stops rolling and stands loosely.
What has happened my brother
I have been compromised
The sausage must cease being made.
SAUSAGE TWO helps SAUSAGE ONE up. They wobble. They stand. They hug aggressively and swiftly.
(Holding SAUSAGE TWO)
Now we are but none.
(Holding SAUSAGE ONE)
Now we are meat sacks with no will.
They start to rotate in a circle shouting “The sausage has been compromised” over and over again.