SAUSAGE


Written by Jafei Pollitt

SAUSAGE ONE

SAUSAGE TWO

EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY


SAUSAGE ONE and SAUSAGE TWO lay on the ground. They roll back and forth repeating “This is how the sausage is made” again and again. Their eyes are wide and dead.


SAUSAGE ONE keeps rolling and finds himself in a gutter on the side of the street.


SAUSAGE ONE

This is how the sausage gets - oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-


SAUSAGE TWO stops rolling and stands loosely.


SAUSAGE TWO

What has happened my brother


SAUSAGE ONE

I have been compromised


BOTH

The sausage must cease being made.


SAUSAGE TWO helps SAUSAGE ONE up. They wobble. They stand. They hug aggressively and swiftly.


SAUSAGE ONE

(Holding SAUSAGE TWO)

Now we are but none.


SAUSAGE TWO

(Holding SAUSAGE ONE)

Now we are meat sacks with no will.


They start to rotate in a circle shouting “The sausage has been compromised” over and over again.


SLOW BLACKOUT

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