FEATURED WRITER OF THE WEEK! KEVIN VELOSO

ADMINISTRATION: DISTRIBUTION [LIGHTS-UP]


[On stage, a lone man stands, object working or using an actual dandelion. There are only a couple dandies left on the lion. He is picking at them while romantic music plays in the background, but like, romantic in the way of contemporary interpretations, not the classical music kind. Close to him and standing, lovelorn, is a lone woman.]


LONE MAN: She loves me.....she loves me not......she loves me not? She loves me!.......She loves me not.


[LONE MAN looks apathetic.]


LONE WOMAN: Soo.......?


LONE MAN: Yeah, just sign the divorce papers.


[BLACKOUT]



ALTERNATIVE

[Same setup, but the woman is wearing a nun habit.]


LONE MAN: She loves me.....she loves me not......she loves me not? She loves me!.......She loves me not.


[LONE MAN looks apathetic.]


LONE WOMAN: Soo.......?


LONE MAN: Yeah, we can't fuck.

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