BOUNCE
Written by Jafei Pollitt
PASTOR
CHURCH GOERS
INT. CHURCH - DAY
PASTOR stands before a group of CHURCH GOERS.
PASTOR
And the Lord said unto Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.”
PASTOR closes the bible.
PASTOR
Thank you all for joining me for today's service. It was a pleasure to see old and new faces this week. Remember to grab a bite to eat before you head out.
CHURCH GOERS clap.
PASTOR
And next week we all better WAP for the service!
The crowd goes silent.
CHURCH GOER #1
What?
PASTOR
We better WAP.
Beat.
CHURCH GOER #2
WAP?
PASTOR
Yes! It’s the new trend!
Beat.
CHURCH GOER #3
Wet ass pussy?
PASTOR
Excuse me?
CHURCH GOER #1
Wet ass pussy.
CHURCH GOER #4
It’s a wet ass pussy.
PASTOR
Good grief.
CHURCH GOER #2
WAP. Wet Ass Pussy.
PASTOR
Please stop repeating those words.
CHURCH GOER #1
It’s a wet ass pussy. Certified freak, seven days a week.
The CHURCH GOERS all join together in singing.
ALL CHURCH GOERS
Wet ass pussy. Make that pull-out game weak. Woo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking some wet ass pussy.
PASTOR
STOP!
Silence.
PASTOR
I meant WAP. Worship and Pray.
Beat.
CHURCH GOERS
Ohhhhhhhh.
PASTOR sweats and the scene fades to black with WAP blasting.
END