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Written by Jafei Pollitt

PASTOR

CHURCH GOERS

INT. CHURCH - DAY


PASTOR stands before a group of CHURCH GOERS.


PASTOR

And the Lord said unto Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.”


PASTOR closes the bible.


PASTOR

Thank you all for joining me for today's service. It was a pleasure to see old and new faces this week. Remember to grab a bite to eat before you head out.


CHURCH GOERS clap.


PASTOR

And next week we all better WAP for the service!


The crowd goes silent.


CHURCH GOER #1

What?


PASTOR

We better WAP.


Beat.


CHURCH GOER #2

WAP?


PASTOR

Yes! It’s the new trend!


Beat.


CHURCH GOER #3

Wet ass pussy?


PASTOR

Excuse me?


CHURCH GOER #1

Wet ass pussy.


CHURCH GOER #4

It’s a wet ass pussy.


PASTOR

Good grief.


CHURCH GOER #2

WAP. Wet Ass Pussy.


PASTOR

Please stop repeating those words.


CHURCH GOER #1

It’s a wet ass pussy. Certified freak, seven days a week.


The CHURCH GOERS all join together in singing.


ALL CHURCH GOERS

Wet ass pussy. Make that pull-out game weak. Woo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking some wet ass pussy.


PASTOR

STOP!


Silence.


PASTOR

I meant WAP. Worship and Pray.


Beat.


CHURCH GOERS

Ohhhhhhhh.


PASTOR sweats and the scene fades to black with WAP blasting.


END

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