CLAY

Written by Jafei Pollitt

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POP - large pink monster

JUNK - wide fluffy monster

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INT. LIVING ROOM - MORNING.

POP munches on an apple. JUNK comes in sluggish and disoriented.

POP

Morn.

JUNK

Mourn indeed.

JUNK goes to the kitchen and gets out a heavy cereal box.

POP

We’re out of milk.

JUNK groans and then throws a dish at the wall where it shatters and then splits away into worms. POP is unbothered.

JUNK

We have water?

POP

We always have water.

POP goes to the kitchen and turns on the faucet. Leaves come gushing out.

JUNK

Oooo.

POP

Always.

JUNK pours the heavy cereal into a bowl. It is rocks. He dips the bowl under the faucet and walks to the table.

POP stands there looking at the leaves.

POP

Mmmm. Water.

JUNK chews on the rocks.

POPS

Rocks?

JUNK

Lucky rocks.

POP

With dead people?

POPS

The very same.

JUNK

Delish!

JUNK and POPS sit at the kitchen table. The house starts to shake. They groan.

END