(Lights up on HUMAN ONE and HUMAN TWO. They are standing in front of a table with three food items. They show off each item showgirl style a la Vanna White.)
Item one, a standard entree from Chilli’s, one of the pioneers of the casual dining industry.
Item two, 17 egg yolks with dash paprika on top.
Item three, one sliver of cilantro.
We were sent to eat the one that gives the most nutrients.
(HUMAN ONE AND HUMAN TWO sit there in silence for an incredibly long time.)
(HUMAN ONE AND HUMAN TWO viciously start eating each other's flesh like a scene straight from The Walking Dead.)
END OF PLAY.