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    t.hansen0223
    Dec 24, 2020

    T.Hansen Health (Back after long hiatus)

    in Your Short Plays

    T.HANSEN

    12.23.2020 

    HEALTH 


    HUMAN ONE 

    HUMAN TWO 


    (Lights up on HUMAN ONE and HUMAN TWO. They are standing in front of a table with three food items. They show off each item showgirl style a la Vanna White.)


    HUMAN ONE 

    Item one, a standard entree from Chilli’s, one of the pioneers of the casual dining industry. 


    HUMAN TWO 

    Item two, 17 egg yolks with dash paprika on top. 


    HUMAN ONE 

    Item three, one sliver of cilantro. 


    HUMAN TWO 

    We were sent to eat the one that gives the most nutrients. 


    (HUMAN ONE AND HUMAN TWO sit there in silence for an incredibly long time.) 


    (HUMAN ONE AND HUMAN TWO viciously start eating each other's flesh like a scene straight from The Walking Dead.)


    END OF PLAY.