AUSTIN - 22
JEFF BEZOS - you know the type.
EXT. THE AMAZON HQ - DAY
AUSTIN reaches the front doors of the AMAZON headquarters with a small brown package in hand. He sizes up the building and scoffs.
JEFF! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
AUSTIN kicks a small pebble in front of him.
JEFF! COME ON OUT!
JEFF BEZOS appears from a window on the third floor. His head, poking out and the sun reflecting on his head.
I HAVE THIS!
AUSTIN holds the small package above his head.
I DON'T WANT IT! AMAZON IS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER EVERYTHING, NOT HAVE THINGS DELIVERED TO THEM!
JEFF BEZOS retreats into the window and doesn't come back out
Oh no you don't you sick son of a bitch.
AUSTIN takes the small package and tears it open. Revealing a grappling hook. He proceeds to twirl and throw the hook onto the window that JEFF BEZOS was just in. He successfully grabs the ledge and begins to scale the building and climbs inside the open window.
We see a scared JEFF BEZOS cowering in the corner.
WHO ARE YOU?!
Just an ex-employee, who has come for his back pay.
Or should I say, PAY BACK!
AUSTIN reaches for his back pocket.
Jeffery Epstein Bezos.
AUSTIN hands JEFF BEZOS a subpoena.
You're due in court October 3rd for being greedy as fuck with that 200 billion.