AUSTIN - 22
JEFF BEZOS - you know the type.
EXT. THE AMAZON HQ - DAY
AUSTIN reaches the front doors of the AMAZON headquarters with a small brown package in hand. He sizes up the building and scoffs.
JEFF! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
AUSTIN kicks a small pebble in front of him.
JEFF! COME ON OUT!
JEFF BEZOS appears from a window on the third floor. His head, poking out and the sun reflecting on his head.
I HAVE THIS!
AUSTIN holds the small package above his head.
I DON'T WANT IT! AMAZON IS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER EVERYTHING, NOT HAVE THINGS DELIVERED TO THEM!