Short Play A Day
For the Creatives Going Mad
A Play A Day
Hi. I will oscillate between posting poems in here or blackouts. Shoot da hoop.
[Army music is playing. A man stands at attention while a woman wearing a general hat paces back and forth.]
Woman #1: ALMOST THERE PRIVATE. KEEP! LISTING!
Man #1: "RULE TWO THOUSAND. All friends must be present. CAVEAT: SANS ONES FROM HIGH SCHOOL. RULE TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. RED LOBSTER IS NOT AN OPTION. RULE TWO THOUSAND AND TWO CHAMPAGNE MUST BE IMMEDIATELY PRESENT. CAVEAT. SOMEONE SHOULD BE FILMING THE EVENT."
Woman #1: AND WHAT ARE THESE, PRIVATE?
Man #1: YOUR RULES FOR ENGAGEMENT!